Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Endless Torture

The Endless Torture or as some may call it their JOB. There is a difference between WORK and your JOB. Work is usually described as one's passion, "their life's work". Now a job? Well that I consider it an acronym for Juggling Others Bullshit.

Depending on your age, you have spent so many years juggling that not only is Barnum Bailey calling, but Cirque du Soleil just received your resume and you're their top candidate!

Juggling Others Bullshit is never a fun task and sure you gain experience (in order to juggle others bullshit), and it helps you survive (money makes the world go round), there are benefits (what? no dental!) and you may just meet your new best-friend there (Madge). But when you get down to it, it's all the same old bullshit wherever you go.

Now the next step in the vicious cycle...how to get your own bullshit for others to juggle for you...(insert circus-clown theme music here, grab another cup of coffee and sit at your desk pretending to work).