Freakshows. How Many Are There?

Calling All Freakshows!!! You can't run, you most definitely can't hide, so just MAN-UP and step forward. Not sure you're a Freak...keep reading for more information.

Freakshow Type #1:

Like talking about getting married, having a family, falling in love, blah, blah and YUCK! Yet, you don't call, don't make dates and suddenly you're singing a different tune? Then congratulations,  you're the classic Bait and Swticher! 

Freakshow Type #2:

On a second date asking about the ex-factor? Finding out more information than the diary or the therapist know about, yet you find yourself secretly wanting to fix them? Get Over Yourself!!! You're the total Cliche Dater!!!

Freakshow Type #3:

Have a great first date? Good for you! Do you now have their number on your speed-dial set as #1? Know their work schedule? Get Help! Because you have full on Stalker Status!

Stick around...more to come...

Another Freakin' Monkey Wrench

Once again, I am utterly speechless with shock at the 'Monkey Wrench' the so-called "toolbox" threw at me. Having not heard from this person in weeks and actually changing the name in my phone to something that is a little less...complimentary (think more playground-esque). 

I was enjoying a quiet evening with a friend and her fiance when..."Holy cow...he's calling me." My friend, being a great and understanding person (I think she was just waiting for the drama to unfold), told me to answer it.

Very long, (somewhat drawn-out, though entirely entertaining) story later...an apology came and he admitted that he somewhat fell off the face of the earth. 

Being GHE and sticking true to this...I must admit that there is just a hint of BS detected in this very nice call/explanation/loads of excuses-but let's be honest here...I hear more from people who have cellphone mishaps than I do from this guy.

Not giving him the benefit of the doubt, although he did provide me with about 10 minutes of entertainment at his expense of course. Thanks for being big enough to laugh at yourself...because you know I'm laughing with/at you.

The question remains...should this guy have a chance?

Nice Girls Finish Last 2 (As In Also)

"Nice guys finish last" huh? Well about the nice girls? They finish last too! Oh, I'm not talking about the "nice girls" that are described as "having a great personality" and in reality they're dogs...I mean, genuinely nice, cool, down-to-earth girls who get jerked around by a douche bag-that's the kind of nice girl I'm referring to.

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, than 2 nice people don't happen-because one person is always going to be a toolbox and more than likely (or in this situation, it's the guy). 

Welcome to GHE readers! Where it's told like it should be and the games people play, get called out! Why do guys drag you along? What's the point? There's more energy lost in that and more headache than just telling the girl, "Hey, I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU." The book is out there guys, your secrets are told...women can, believe it or not, can handle the truth.

Give up the ghost-just as the infamous Jimmy Soul sang about "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife..." WAIT....that's not right-what did he know anyway???

If nice guys finish last, then I don't want to be first.