Friday, July 18, 2008

Freakshows. How Many Are There?

Calling All Freakshows!!! You can't run, you most definitely can't hide, so just MAN-UP and step forward. Not sure you're a Freak...keep reading for more information.

Freakshow Type #1:
Like talking about getting married, having a family, falling in love, blah, blah and YUCK! Yet, you don't call, don't make dates and suddenly you're singing a different tune? Then congratulations,  you're the classic Bait and Swticher! 

Freakshow Type #2:
On a second date asking about the ex-factor? Finding out more information than the diary or the therapist know about, yet you find yourself secretly wanting to fix them? Get Over Yourself!!! You're the total Cliche Dater!!!

Freakshow Type #3:
Have a great first date? Good for you! Do you now have their number on your speed-dial set as #1? Know their work schedule? Get Help! Because you have full on Stalker Status!

Stick around...more to come...

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